GRAPHIC #1: WHITEY OSGOOD: RECORD OF FOOD/DRINK/CHEMICAL INTAKE FOR THIS 24-HOUR PERIOD

7:47 a.m.   650 mg ibuprofen, 2 gulps tap water
8:32 a.m.   cup of weak, motel room coffee, marijuana (half a joint)
8:39 a.m.   Marlboro Light
9:11 a.m.   cheese Danish
9:15 a.m.   Marlboro Light
9:28 a.m.   Starbucks Venti Vanilla Latte (2 shots syrup, 3 shots espresso) – skinny style (skim milk)
9:33 a.m.   Marlboro Light
10:01 a.m.   one bite fried egg, 2 pieces each cantaloupe, honeydew, watermelon, 1 piece wheat toast, butter, strawberry jam, 2 pieces bacon
10:29 a.m.   Marlboro Light
11:11 a.m.   Marlboro Light
11:59 a.m.   marijuana (other half joint)
12:07 p.m.   Marlboro Light
1:08 p.m.   marijuana
1:44 p.m.   12 oz Coca-Cola, Marlboro Light
2:35 p.m.   one stick Twix candybar
3:46 p.m.   Marlboro Light
4:15 p.m.   Marlboro Light, other stick Twix candybar
5:01 p.m.   Marlboro Light
5:37 p.m.   650 mg ibuprofen
6:24 p.m.   one bite-sized turkey sandwich, 2 baby carrots with ranch dip, 3 Ritz crackers with 3 squares of pepper jack cheese
6:33 p.m.   Marlboro Light
7:18 p.m.   Marlboro Light
7:36 p.m.   Marlboro Light, one can Miller Lite
8:09 p.m   Marlboro Light
8:19 p.m.   Camel Light (bummed)
8:24 p.m.   bottle Rolling Rock
9:04 p.m.   Salem cigarette (bummed, half-smoked)
9:37 p.m.   Marlboro Light, marijuana (half joint)
10:22 p.m.   Marlboro Light
11:00 p.m.   Marlboro Light
11:45 p.m.   marijuana (other half joint), Marlboro Light

GRAPHIC #2: SHANE GLORY: RECORD OF FOOD/DRINK/CHEMICAL INTAKE FOR THIS 24-HOUR PERIOD

8:05 a.m.   24 oz Evian
8:16 a.m.   32 oz breakfast (soy protein powder, one banana, one apple, 6 oz orange juice, scoop blue-green algae), shot Wheat Grass, high grade marijuana (3 pipe hits)
9:26 a.m.   24 oz Evian*
9:32 a.m.   marijuana (5 pipe hits)
10:37 a.m.   marijuana (one-third joint)
12:16 p.m.   6 oz trail mix (dates, raisins, almonds, peanuts, dried cranberries, apricots, coconut, sunflower seeds), 16 oz carrot juice, 2 bananas, tuna sandwich (no mayo), 8 oz cold fried tofu
1:08 p.m.   marijuana (shared with Renner, Whitey)
6:06 p.m.   rice, stir-fried vegetables, tofu, 2 peanut butter granola bars, 16 oz. green tea, marijuana  
8:46 p.m.   bottle Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, marijuana
9:02 p.m.   cocaine
9:14 p.m.   bottle Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
9:57 p.m.   cocaine
10:05 p.m.   bottle Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
10:39 p.m.   shrooms (3 caps, four stems)
11:12 p.m.   SNPA
12:28 a.m.   marijuana
3:44 a.m.   marijuana

*Because Shane has a bottle of water within arm"s reach at all times, reader will assume, from here on, that he will consume one liter of Evian every 2-3 hours; to list every sip, gulp or gargle would be gratuitous and a waste of everyone's valuable time.

GRAPHIC #3: RENNER TYLO: RECORD OF FOOD/DRINK/DRUG INTAKE FOR THIS 24-HOUR PERIOD

10:01 a.m.   marijuana, cup weak motel room coffee, 2 glasses tap water
11:20 a.m.   Vanilla Latte (Starbucks venti, extra syrup, extra espresso)
12:17 p.m.   Burger King Whopper with cheese, medium coke, medium fries
1:08 p.m.   marijuana (joint with Shane and Whitey)
4:15 p.m.   Budweiser (12 oz can)
7:17 p.m.   vegetables, ranch dip, Bud Light (can)
7:25 p.m.   marijuana
8:46 p.m.   Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, marijuana
9:02 p.m.   cocaine, vodka martini (dry)
9:57 p.m.   cocaine, vodka martini (dry)
10:40 p.m.   shrooms, vodka martini (adios)
11:22 p.m.   Bud Light
12:29 a.m.   marijuana
3:44 a.m.   tap water (three glasses), marijuana

GRAPHIC #4: WHAMMO: RECORD OF FOOD/DRINK/DRUG INTAKE

FOR THIS 24-HOUR PERIOD

11:16 a.m.   tap water, coffee (Starbucks house blend venti, black)
11:33 a.m.   cocaine
11:36 a.m.   Dunhill cigarette
11:59 a.m.   cocaine, Dunhill
12:22 p.m.   Burger King chicken sandwich (three bites), fries (6-7), large Coke
12:49 p.m.   cocaine
1:08 p.m.   marijuana (one hit)
1:44 p.m.   Dunhill
3:20 p.m.   cocaine, Dunhill
4:45 p.m.   cocaine, Dunhill, Bud Light
5:28 p.m.   Bud Light
5:55 p.m.   vegetables, ranch dip (more dip than veggies, really), cheese (2 squares), crackers (2)
6:01 p.m.   Bud Light, Dunhill, cocaine
7:24 p.m.   cocaine, Dunhill
8:41 p.m.   Chivas (rocks), cocaine, Dunhill*

*Repeat hourly (more or less) until approx. 5:15 a.m.

GRAPHIC #5: JOHN LARGO: RECORD OF FOOD/DRINK/DRUG INTAKE FOR THIS 24-HOUR PERIOD

8:08 a.m.   Camel filter
8:21 a.m.   Heroin (administered intravenously)
11:09 a.m.   Starbucks vanilla Latte (regular style), Camel
11:57 a.m.   Camel
12:17 p.m.   Burger King cheeseburger
12:39 p.m.   Heroin, Camel (2 drags)
1:44 p.m.   Camel
3:21 p.m.   cocaine (one line, with Wammo)
4:45 p.m.   cocaine, Bud Light, Camel
6:02 p.m.   cocaine, Camel
7:25 p.m.   Bud Light, Camel
8:47 p.m.   Camel, Heroin, Camel
9:57 p.m.   Camel
11:20 p.m.   Heroin, Camel
2:26 a.m.   Heroin, Camel